9 Text Messages You Should Never, EVER Send Your Ex

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9 Text Messages You Should Never, Ever Send Your Ex

Breakups cause a kind of temporary insanity that people don’t usually realize or snap out of until it’s too late.

Either they’ve already totally alienated themselves from their ex or they’ve made themselves look so pathetic that they can never come back from it.

That’s why texting your ex is a tricky minefield. Whether you want to get your ex back or not— here’s nine of the worst messages you can send your ex.

1. “WHYYYYY??”

You must absolutely never look heartbroken over text message to your ex. Expect that your text messages will not remain private. Also when you go on a “WHYY??” rip, realize that it’s awkward for them. How are they supposed to respond?

“Because you’re terrible and I really wanted to date Brad, my tennis instructor?” or “OMG you’re right???” (which never, ever happens by the way).

You have to accept their feelings right now. Do not initiate this conversation like you’re looking for constructive criticism, because are you really? Or are you trying to express how heartbroken you are? I’m willing to bet, it’s the latter.

2. “Hi.”

Hi… what? Do you want them back? Are you just wondering what they’re up to? Are you bored? What’s the plan here?

Whether your ex wants to hear from you or not, just sending out a “hi” with nothing else makes you look weak AND like you’re not sure where you’re going with this. I get it, most people send the random “hi” because they miss their ex, but that doesn’t make it any less confusing or frustrating for the recipient of your message.

3. “I miss you.”

If you truly want them back, “I miss you” is something you need to SHOW THEM with your actions over a period of time. Just saying “I miss you” is the fleshed out version of “hi.” If they’re not in an emotional headspace to deal with the fact that you miss them or they don’t share your sentiment, you’re throwing all of your cards on the table with this one. If you really want them back, you need to revive the good feelings between the two of you, first!

If you don’t want them back, why are you messing with their emotions? Don’t stir up drama! Either way, I miss you comes off like a cry for help that isn’t usually successful.

4. Jealousy Over Their New Flame

If you find out they’re dating someone new, you should never, EVER bring it up.

This includes, but is not limited to:

“Oh, you’ve moved on pretty darn QUICK.”
“I hope you’re oh, so happy with Tonya.”
“Congratulations.”
“I heard Jeremy is a total player, so good luck with that.”
“Tonya’s a total slut by the way.”
“How dare you date my high school history teacher.”
“You’ll never be as happy with him as you were with me.”
“I hope your new b*tch measures up to what we had.”

Those look bitter, unhinged and inappropriate when I type them out, right? If you find out your ex is dating someone new, do yourself and them a favor and leave it alone. It might or might not be a rebound, but nothing you say is going to push it in either direction.

5. “By the way, I’m doing JUST GREAT.”

This is a cousin to trying to make them jealous and it’s NOT SLICK. It’s obvious what you’re trying to do here— and even if you think you’re being covert somehow, it comes off as the opposite. If you didn’t care what they were doing, or what they think, you wouldn’t feel the need to tell them about how GREAT YOU ARE… right?

6. Anything Over a 1:1 Ratio of Your Texts to Their Responses

This is the worst:

You: “Hi, so how are you?”
You: “What’s up?”
You: “How’ve you been?”
You: “So my grandma’s birthday was yesterday.”
Them: “Um… I was at the gym.”
You: “Oh.”

Make sure that if you DO decide to text your ex, that you let them respond AND never make accusations, no matter whether they’re responding to you or not.

7. Giving Them Grief About Not Responding to You

You: “hi”
*10 minutes later*
You: “Oh.. so ignoring me huh?”
*another 10 minutes*
You: “I GUESS you don’t want to talk to me.”

Whether they’re currently talking to you or not— giving them a hard time about anything about the way they communicate with you WILL NOT make them want to do more.

Frankly, after a breakup, they do not owe you anything. This is true whether they were the one to break up with you or not. That’s why when you’re communicating with them, you’ve got to think “positive reinforcement” because if you give them a hard time about anything, they’re going to keep associating you with negative feelings.

Seeing your name pop up on their phone is ALREADY anxiety producing. Don’t say or do anything to make it worse. Consider going no contact for awhile before doing anything.

8. Trying to Get a Negative Emotional Rise Out of Them About Your Breakup

This includes, but is not limited to, making statements where you’re trying to make them feel jealous, guilty, ashamed, really anything where you’re attempting to make them feel a certain way.

Keep in mind that trying to make them feel worse about your breakup (and by extension, you) doesn’t make them more likely to respond to you next time. Feelings of guilt and shame aren’t all that attractive.

9. Anything Else You Wouldn’t Want to See on the Cover of the NY Times

If you would look pathetic and irrational in public, don’t text it in private. Certainly, some things between two people are meant to stay private, but after a breakup, all bets are off. If you’re in doubt, don’t send it out!

If you want to use text messages THE RIGHT WAY to get your ex back, you’ve got to go watch this video right away.

The reason this video is so important is because it teaches you the REAL reason you’ve failed to get your ex boyfriend to come back to you so far…

And how to use tiny little text messages to create an obsession in his mind where he’ll do anything to be with you again (no matter how bad things were before.)

Go watch it now.

About Elizabeth Stone

Elizabeth Stone is the founder of Attract The One.

Her popular program Ex Attraction Formula, has helped hundreds of women reunite with their men. She is thrilled to have helped so many people reignite the spark in their relationships.

Tirelessly focused on helping people improve their love lives, her work has been featured on EHarmony Blog, YourTango, Thought Catalog, Mogul, Fox News Magazine, Ravishly, Femalista, Popsugar, Read Unwritten, Medium and many more.

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